Sunday, October 31, 2010

BlackCats and Halloween [photos]



Being a black cat on Halloween is hard. You have no idea what those little monsters do. Look at last years photo? What is that stuff on my head? Cheetos® dust from the little rug rat's hand. Should have bit him but my agent (a person) forbids that. Not only that, the party monsters want tricks. Play Dead Kitty! I am not a dog but do it anyway.

Therefore, NO MORE Children's parties. See my agent for other gigs.
Signed,
Mr.BlackCat AKA Max

{No critters or people where harmed making this blog entry. Direct anger over that and anything else important to @fairuse on twitter. He is my agent}